I have the greatest blog post ever written lined up.
It will answer the most fundamental questions about existence, and help to truly make the world a better place.
Everything in your life will suddenly and completely make sense.
But as we still don't know yet whether we will be here by the end of tomorrow (see previous post), I've decided to post in on Thursday as it would be too cruel to receive enlightenment only to have it snatched away.
Tune in 8am UK time on Thursday 11th.