“Cu*t” said Dr Maroon as I walked into Cap’n Bobs to meet him for lunch. “F*ck!” I replied. “No you idiot, cu*t. Look, just get rid of the a...Read More
They say that life begins at 40, yet statistically a certain number of people around the world must die on their 40th birthday, which must m...Read More
Taking a break from holiday postings for a moment, I feel compelled to make comment on recent events. The sickening lurch I get every time I...Read More
Despite the fact that for the vast majority of the time I strive to be perceived as a warm, considerate, wise and empathetic individual, the...Read More