Conversation with an eleven year old

“MUM, DAD!”

“What is it Rogan?”

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

“We didn’t say anything!”

“WHAT?”

“I said, we didn’t say anything!”

“WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

“But we didn’t say anything!”

“I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!”

“THEN STOP BLOODY SHOUTING AT US FROM AWAY OVER THERE AND COME HERE THEN!”

“WHAT?”