Over the past 5 months I have lost over 3 stone in weight (intentionally I should add). I should be feeling good about myself, however there...Read More
Sometimes a wee bit of dyslexia can set off quite insane thoughts. Earlier today I was sitting in traffic, waiting for the lights to change ...Read More
It’s not everyday, as a middle-aged fat bloke with a beard, that I get the offer of a blowjob from a complete stranger. In fact, yesterday w...Read More
I attended my first School Sports Day in over twenty years this morning. Although my children are aged seven and ten, I have only recently e...Read More
“No, no, no! You don’t compliment the guy, you compliment the car”, I said. “You did a very good job buying that car,” said Maggie, starting...Read More
When someone first asked me if I was a blogger I thought they were being obscene, but like most forms of new technology (digital cameras, mo...Read More
Am I supposed to be the saviour of mankind, or am I deluded? According to my Messiah’s Handbook, to doubt one’s divinity is a necessary cris...Read More