St George killed the dragon
St Andrew may have been crucified on an X shaped cross, thereby giving the Scottish Flag its shape.
But St George killed the dragon!
St Patrick may have banished snakes from Ireland.
But St George killed the dragon!
St David of Wales may have been the only one in the UK to actually be born in the country he was Patron Saint of.
But St George killed the dragon!
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
Shakespeare was born on St George’s Day. And so was my grandmother.
Shakespeare died on St George’s Day. And so did William Wordsworth.
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
In-Ger-Lern-Da!!!
OK, the Patron Saint of England wasn’t born in the UK; there are no such things as dragons; and the basis of his story pre-dates Christianity.
But never mind. We should always believe what we’re told by our church leaders, politicians and teachers, shouldn’t we. And we should always be proud of the piece of rock we were born on, and make sure we let everyone else know we're better than them because of it.
Unquestioning patriotism! Don't you just love it?
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
St George killed the dragon!
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