Can I really believe that no one along the line said, "stop, this is wrong"?
“But Dad…”
“No, listen. If we went to watch the new Harry Potter film and Harry and Ron had enormous breasts, but nothing about it was ever mentioned, explained or alluded to, how easily would you be able to suspend your disbelief?”
“But…”
“All the way through you would just be thinking ‘this is soooo wrong.’”
“But Dad…”
“What if James Bond was walking around brandishing a Walther PPK and a 38DD cup?”
“Dad…”
“Or if Enter the Dragon had starred a Ladyboy from Thailand?”
“But Dad, it’s just a computer animated film.”
“I don’t care. I can just about cope with the overbearing sentimentalism, dodgy racial stereotyping, poor characterisation, unfunny jokes and plot holes big enough to lose continents in, but MALE COWS DO NOT HAVE UDDERS!!!”
“Lighten up Dad, I bought Barnyard out of my own money. You don’t have to watch it again.”
“No, listen. If we went to watch the new Harry Potter film and Harry and Ron had enormous breasts, but nothing about it was ever mentioned, explained or alluded to, how easily would you be able to suspend your disbelief?”
“But…”
“All the way through you would just be thinking ‘this is soooo wrong.’”
“But Dad…”
“What if James Bond was walking around brandishing a Walther PPK and a 38DD cup?”
“Dad…”
“Or if Enter the Dragon had starred a Ladyboy from Thailand?”
“But Dad, it’s just a computer animated film.”
“I don’t care. I can just about cope with the overbearing sentimentalism, dodgy racial stereotyping, poor characterisation, unfunny jokes and plot holes big enough to lose continents in, but MALE COWS DO NOT HAVE UDDERS!!!”
“Lighten up Dad, I bought Barnyard out of my own money. You don’t have to watch it again.”
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