Welcome to 2007!
Come in, come in!
You'll need to leave a few things at the door - another year of your life, a couple of people you knew and several pounds of fat.
Feel free to wander about and mingle. You'll find several new people to meet and even some you used to know but had forgotten about.
Around the room are various experiences - some are delightful while others are tragic. Unfortunately you're only going to find out which is which after they've introduced themselves.
On the far side is the door to 2008. If you make it then I'll have a certificate waiting for you that says you'll be a wiser person.
Here, have a bit of cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick...