I was watching this documentary the other day about animals marking their territory with urine. It seemed like a good idea to me so I’ve started pissing up against the door each time I leave the house to ward off potential burglars.
As we haven’t been burgled since I started doing this, I figured this might be a good way to stop car thieves too, so now I leave my mark on the car after locking it. In fact I appear to be moving towards a Pavlovian Response state whereby I start needing the loo every time I hear the beeps of someone pressing their key fob.
However, Maggie seems to have drawn the line at me urinating on her leg before she leaves the house.