“Good grief, that’s huge! You don’t suppose it’s solid, do you?”
“When was the last time you came across a solid chocolate Easter egg?”
“But it says on the box it weighs 4.5kg.”
“You realise that’s over twenty-two and a half thousand calories?”
“My God, it would last all evening.”
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okay ..that's it I have go to get to Scotland now!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I would love to find out how many seconds it would take me to devour that ..enjoy!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(no egg, no weight, no easter, but:)
ReplyDeleteShe: "I´m here with your mother trying to solve a puzzle, but we just can´t! It´s too hard!"
He: "Don´t worry, darling, bring it home and after dinner we´ll try it together."
three hours later
He: "Well, now put this cornflakes box in the kitchen and we´re not going to talk about it anymore."
That's a lot of chocolate. Would probably last me a week at least...
ReplyDelete“My God, it would last all evening.”
ReplyDeleteHa! In YOUR house, maybe.
A mere snack for Elvis Presley :)
ReplyDeleteQuinn - we're only getting to enjoy the fantasy. I don't want my other blog to be retitled, "Putting on a Hundredweight"
ReplyDeleteCabronsito - yup, cornflakes make the most difficult jigsaws
Sayre - a week? Wimp!
Attila - ah, an expert :)
Birdwatcher - between a burger bun
Dolores wants to know where you saw the egg. She's currently 'suffering' a chocolate craving. She reckons it will help the foetus's brain develop. I'm not so sure.
ReplyDeleteThe clue is in the title of the post...
ReplyDeleteI wonder which year it'll be when they come out with the deep-fried Easter egg.
ReplyDeleteI think they introduced that the year following the first infamous deep-fried mars bar.
ReplyDeleteI must admit I've never tried one, and given the healthy eating regime of the past couple of years, the appeal just isn't there.
“Good grief, that’s huge!
ReplyDeleteI get that a lot.
Nose jobs aren't that expensive these days, FE.
ReplyDeleteThat must have been one big chicken.
ReplyDelete*wince*
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