That made me laugh out loud. I am now feeling my middle-ageness as I have to move books away from my eyes to read. Ian is also quite fuzzy when I hold him close!:0)
Brave Astronaut - hmmm, not sure about this - I don't have many stories about being drunk, primarily because I get terrible hangovers very easily, so never got into it as a pastime or medication
Namaste - thank you :)
Annie - forget botox and plastic surgery, just move up real close to people in what's known as Nature's Soft Focus Zone
Restaurant Gal - it loses its romance if you have to contort your face into strange squints...
You know what I hate? When other people get your posts and I don't. I go back time and again trying to interpret so I can make a resonable response and I still don't get it. For instance:
1st time: No, I didn't have an affair, I'm not going to have an affair, it was just a couple of beers with the boys.
2nd time: Meg, you cannot see without your glasses, now for the last time, go put them on.
3rd time: Thanks Maggie, no I didn't really want you to look into my eyes, I just wanted to cop a feel.
4th time: Give up Carole, you have no idea what he is talking about.
Another killer, Kim. In the words of the great Poo Yung, "To age is to get older."
ReplyDeleteyou talkin' to me?
ReplyDeletecontacts help, sugar ;-)
ReplyDeleteCharlie - wise words indeed
ReplyDeleteMaLady - :)
Dr Maroon - only if you're buying me lunch
Savannah - ;)
OK, here's your chance. March Drunken Madness
ReplyDeleteCute.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh out loud. I am now feeling my middle-ageness as I have to move books away from my eyes to read. Ian is also quite fuzzy when I hold him close!:0)
ReplyDeleteIf I squint just so, I can see that! Because I really don't need glasses. Really. Even at my age!
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the flirt!!!!
ReplyDeleteBrave Astronaut - hmmm, not sure about this - I don't have many stories about being drunk, primarily because I get terrible hangovers very easily, so never got into it as a pastime or medication
ReplyDeleteNamaste - thank you :)
Annie - forget botox and plastic surgery, just move up real close to people in what's known as Nature's Soft Focus Zone
Restaurant Gal - it loses its romance if you have to contort your face into strange squints...
Pat - we are all poor shadows in your radiance :)
Ha!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure bifocals help, too.
hahahaha
ReplyDeleteKanani - :)
ReplyDeleteAmpuT - :)
You know what I hate? When other people get your posts and I don't. I go back time and again trying to interpret so I can make a resonable response and I still don't get it. For instance:
ReplyDelete1st time: No, I didn't have an affair, I'm not going to have an affair, it was just a couple of beers with the boys.
2nd time: Meg, you cannot see without your glasses, now for the last time, go put them on.
3rd time: Thanks Maggie, no I didn't really want you to look into my eyes, I just wanted to cop a feel.
4th time: Give up Carole, you have no idea what he is talking about.