“Is it a boy or a girl?”
“I guess everyone says that, eh?”
“Can I get a photo of the ultrasound scan to take away with me?”
“Of your liver?”
“Put in one of those cards which has a teddy bear on the front?”
“Well, actually I thought an onion might be more appropriate. You know, liver and onions; classic combination?”
Fortunately it appears the haemochromatosis hasn't done any damage to my liver.
Unfortunately I wasn't able to get a photo.