Friday, March 02, 2007

The Toffee Shop Window, Castle Douglas

“Good grief, that’s huge! You don’t suppose it’s solid, do you?”

“When was the last time you came across a solid chocolate Easter egg?”

“But it says on the box it weighs 4.5kg.”

“You realise that’s over twenty-two and a half thousand calories?”

“My God, it would last all evening.”
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14 comments:

quinn said...

okay ..that's it I have go to get to Scotland now!!!!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I would love to find out how many seconds it would take me to devour that ..enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

cabronsito said...

(no egg, no weight, no easter, but:)

She: "I´m here with your mother trying to solve a puzzle, but we just can´t! It´s too hard!"

He: "Don´t worry, darling, bring it home and after dinner we´ll try it together."

three hours later

He: "Well, now put this cornflakes box in the kitchen and we´re not going to talk about it anymore."

Sayre said...

That's a lot of chocolate. Would probably last me a week at least...

Attila The Mom said...

“My God, it would last all evening.”

Ha! In YOUR house, maybe.

The Birdwatcher said...

A mere snack for Elvis Presley :)

Kim Ayres said...

Quinn - we're only getting to enjoy the fantasy. I don't want my other blog to be retitled, "Putting on a Hundredweight"

Cabronsito - yup, cornflakes make the most difficult jigsaws

Sayre - a week? Wimp!

Attila - ah, an expert :)

Birdwatcher - between a burger bun

Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

Dolores wants to know where you saw the egg. She's currently 'suffering' a chocolate craving. She reckons it will help the foetus's brain develop. I'm not so sure.

Kim Ayres said...

The clue is in the title of the post...

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I wonder which year it'll be when they come out with the deep-fried Easter egg.

Kim Ayres said...

I think they introduced that the year following the first infamous deep-fried mars bar.

I must admit I've never tried one, and given the healthy eating regime of the past couple of years, the appeal just isn't there.

Foot Eater said...

“Good grief, that’s huge!

I get that a lot.

Kim Ayres said...

Nose jobs aren't that expensive these days, FE.

BStrong said...

That must have been one big chicken.

Kim Ayres said...

*wince*